If DOGE had a mascot, it would be a billionaire dodging accountability. Enter the F ELON hoodie—a nod to SEC violations, crumbling Twitter empires, and everything in between. Perfect for government workers, Tesla skeptics, and anyone who believes in consequences.
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry clean | Do not dry clean |
