The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is out here optimizing you out of a job, all in the name of efficiency. If you’ve watched colleagues disappear while leadership calls it ‘rightsizing’, this Workforce Reduction Alumni sweatshirt is for you. Wear it while waiting for your severance paperwork.
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |
